Tuesday, July 1, 2008

ellen and the electrical boogies, part I


ok, so here is the list of DISASTERS THAT HAVE OCCUR ED SINCE I LAST WROTE . MONDAY NIGHT BEFORE I LEFT: ms. carter calls me with yet another parent complaining about me and why her child did not pass...which led me to have a total meltdown of anger, which resulted in the following, and i am NOT kidding...when i get upset, electrical disasters happen, and i am legendary at school for taking out the 3 xerox machines all at one time and crashing down my computer or anything electrical. this is really NO joke...it happens enough that austin gets furious because i generally take out the computer in the house and this time he said "dammit, mom, why don't you just LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!"after i got off the phone with her, the following happened:
1) the electrical system on my heat pump fried. result: no A/C,and i still don't have it (hopefully tomorrow, a week later, i will. more later.) result: sleeping all night no a/c
2) i spend an hour or more transferring accounts from one computer to the other only to have them be wiped out by the norton thing on the computer (i think.) it reset the computer back months ago. all i did: gone. i will have to start over.
3) tried to get back into computer: would not come up
4) got back into computer: would not close down...
5) got up at 4am, totally discombobulated, got the the airport after 5am, everything going as smoothly as possible (no coffee, too late to stop at wawa), went through security, and they decided i was the terrorist of the day...now they are going through all of my stuff...
6) get to the plane, get on last (i always do as i hate to sit), and after the whole plane is loaded up and ready to go ON TIME...they come on and say they have just discovered a MAINTENANCE PROBLEM...AND WE WILL HAVE TO TRANSFER TO ANOTHER PLANE!!! the pilot and all the rest of the workers say "gee, this NEVER happens to us!" and i am trotting off of the plane thinking...YET ANOTHER THING I HAVE FRIED...no shit...we are on to another different plane....

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